This week is going to be a wild ride. Madame G recommends you put on your sunglasses and lean back, because we’re cruising. You don’t need the perfect solution for everything, all you need is the perfect solution for the problem – this varies. Get creative. The entire point of existence is to learn to live with the fact that you’re going to die. You might as well have a little fun and enjoy the sun.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What’s up Doc? Don’t go chasing waterfalls—you’re better than that. Instead take a long hike and enjoy the benefits of nature. You may come across a waterfall in your travels, and if you don’t that’s okay too. There’s no need to focus on...

Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re single or just hate the silly ‘Hallmark invention’ just smile and congratulate yourself on not wasting money—on a half-naked baby holiday. If you’re in love for the first time, or in second grade, bust out the red paper and glue. Madame G recommends that you take it all in stride. Why get mad? Your energy and time are precious. Peace and joy!

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What’s up buttercup? Don’t need to fret your life away. This is a dark and mysterious planet that is also beautiful and kind. Many dangers exist, and yet safe havens can also be found. Remember that every person carries a shadow and it’s neither good nor bad. Shadows...

Happy Groundhog Day! Will the little rodent see his shadow or not? Folklore says if he sees his shadow (6 more weeks of winter) and if not, we’ll have an early spring. For many of us, we’re still waiting for winter, so maybe we should hope for a long shadow. Reflect on what this teaches us--nothing. Read a science book kid. Madame G says: get outside and have some fun.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What’s in a name? No, I don’t mean Shakespeare. You have certain ideas in your head and you’re ready to take off in the right direction. Don’t give up. You can do what the other people do and stare at the Sun and hope for the best or you can take action. The right answer is...

Once in a blue moon… On Jan. 31, we’ll experience the second Full Moon in January (the first was on Jan. 1). This will also be a Full Lunar Eclipse. The Moon represents our emotional state, so be prepared to face your deepest fears. Madame G recommends that you act like a warrior and face those fears with strength and bravery. You’re primed and ready. It’s time.

Aries (March 21-April 19)



Don’t let petty things hold you back. It speaks highly of your intellect and personality that you want to be the best and do the best job you can. But we’re all human beings and liable to make mistakes. How we handle these mistakes is the greatest show of strength. You can prove your...